I don't want to brag or anything, but I look "What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby? Maybe we'll never know."
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P.S. David Hodo is my hero. The scan cut off the note he wrote to me. It reads, "Elden, I am tired of always wearing my wife's pants. I am just getting too old for this. The trade needs another sexy man who can wear chains and a hard hat for no apparent reason. That man is you! Much love, see you on Friday at the YMCA."