Why the Gridiron hurts

Cause it's made out of iron! I played football today to celebrate USC's win over the Sooners. Man does it hurt! It was a lot of fun though.
Other than that it has been pretty uneventful. I ate a huge bowl of Cap'n Crunch today. I know what you are thinking. "What happened to the toast?" Don't worry. I ate the Cap'n for lunch! Happy new year everybody.