3. a place or state characterized by freedom from or oblivion to pain, worry, and the external world.
I'm pretty sure that I am the only Warner who has ever reached this state. Just thought I might let you know. I hope to get a new camera soon (hint, hint Leah and Sir Dylan) so that I can document a day in the life.
My semester ends this week. I am pretty dang excited. We don't start our next semester until January 22nd. What's up with that? It's pretty much the coolest winter break ever. I am getting to the point where I kind of need to decide what the heck I am going to major in. I have been taking a lot of classes just to see if I like that sort of thing and so I am afraid that I have a lot of electives stored up that aren't going to do me a lick of good! Oh well, I'll just have to go to school for three more years. No big deal, right? Old Toasty is up for suggestions on what to do with his life. I know everyone is probably going to say, "Major in Glam Rock Hottology", or, "Why don't you become a male model and help people by showing them what to wear and how to do their hair in interesting ways?". Take this into account, I want to show everyone that I can earn a living with my brain, and not just rely on my perfectly sculpted body for a career. I think Miranda's comment is getting to my head.
5 comments:
I'm sorry you were born with a perfect bone structure. You are really really really ridiculously good looking. You could be professionaly good looking.
I believe that after major knee surgery, I achieved a drug-induced state of Nirvana.
Have you looked into professional squirrel training? There are some pretty good correspondence schools out there!
I reach a state of Nirvana every morning after applying my Teen Spirit and getting a good whiff. I have to disagree with Miranda. Anything where people WOULD NOT see your face would be good. Like maybe you could be one of those guys that cleans the shark tanks at Sea World and wear the fully covering wetsuit all the time.
If you are looking for chicks I would recommend speech and hearing science. It is overwhelmingly female dominated.
Or cosmetology. You'd be good at that.
You should major in engineering and then go to law school. Patent attorneys make a ridiculous amount of money. Bananas.
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