Thursday is my Favorite Time of Year

I'll tell you what I like about Thursday; It is the only day where Thanksgiving occurs. Our dear holiday is very selective. Let us analyze the beauty of Thursday. If Thanksgiving was on Monday or Friday, we would only get a 3 day weekend. Wednesday would mean it is back to school on Friday (who has ever heard of a 5 day weekend?). Yes, Thursday it must be. The beautiful simplicity of it has baffled our greatest minds. Aristotle, Plato, and John Tesh have never been able to grasp just exactly how beautiful it really is.
Let us move on to my mothers pies. I don't think Garlic Boy will be joining us for turkey, so let me remind him of the flaky crust. The homemade apple pie filling. The empty Comstock cans waiting to be licked clean. I know you are really taking one for the team. But when we all meet around that can-shaped-cranberry-sauce-in-the-sky, Garlic Boy will not regret not tasting the famous pies of 2005. He will be satisfied with knowing that his in-laws will let him use their cabin next year. Here's to you, Garlic Boy. We're going to miss you (and Sulla and the pixie and your beautiful wife, of course).

How to Get Your Bike Stolen in Style

I decided that due to the recent criminal action in Oregon, I would put a list together of websites to pump up my quazi-cousin, Sir Dylan. I hope that all of us will benifit from these sites that happen to be the only sites on my favorites list. Sir Dylan, this crud's for you.

http://www.hasbro.com/mylittlepony/

http://www.teamster.org/

http://www.nra.org/

http://www.browning.com/homepage/index.asp

http://www.pokemon.com/flash.asp

http://www.homedepot.com/prel80/HDUS/EN_US/pg_index.jsp?CNTTYPE=NAVIGATION&CNTKEY=pg_index.jsp&m=1130806751109

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

I decided to put a site that would not be classified as a worthy pump up site. I think that these sites would not help us to kill everyone we come in contact with, but just give reason for our attackers to make fun of us.

http://www.marthastewart.com/page.jhtml?type=learn-cat&id=cat20027

http://www.kmart.com/home.jsp

http://www2.oprah.com/index.jhtml

http://chuma.cas.usf.edu/~dking3/real_ultimate_power.htm

The Fourth Type of Beauty

My dear cousin forgot to write about my type of beauty on her blog. She must have been so enveloped by her movie star beauty that she forgot about the fourth and ultimate type of beauty that I posses; I am Glam Rock Hott. (check out the blog yourself)
http://mirandasstories.blogspot.com/




For some reason my scanner cut out the bottom of this picture where the band signed the picture and said stuff like, "I wish I were as Glam Rock Hott as you!" and "Where did you get those radicool pants!?" Last week I borrowed the lead singers pants for my Star Trek convention. That's how tight me and him are. (he didn't even wash them before he put them back on.)

Do I need to say more about the Grimleys? I think not. Last Saturday when I was hanging with these guys we got into a philosophical discussion about why I am so Glam Rock Hott. Benny suggested it was because of the way the planets aligned on the day of my birth. Beardo said that maybe it had something to do with how incredibly good looking I am. Lionguy said my mom probably fed me pretty potion in my infancy. She-man just thought that maybe I was raised by unicorns and somehow inherited their magical beauty. I personally think that it is all of them, except for the pretty potion. We all agreed that that would be cheating, and there is nothing that says "cheater" about my looks. Just hott. I better get going. I have another Worlds Most Glam Rock Hott competition to win.

The Second Funniest Blog on the Net

For those of you who may or may not have a last name that starts with "higg" or "war". And for those of you who think I am a bit "psycho" or that I don't know how to "wipe properly", and like that, I suggest you go to someones blog, someone that might or might not be realated to me, because it is very funny. http://garlicboy.blogspot.com
Just trying to share the love.

Comment FAQ

For those of you who are new to blogging, I would like to give you a few guidelines on posting comments. First off, let us look at a comment that I received on my last entry entitled, Biological Log.

Anonymous said... Great Blog!I have a mortgage insurance site. It covers mortgage insurance related information.Come and check it out if you get time :-)
11:37 AM

As you might have noticed, I deleted this comment for a few reasons that will be addressed in our little discussion. Here we go.

Q. Why post a comment? Isn't just reading the blog enough?
A. Of course not! After reading my blog most people reach, as some have described it, "nirvana". You pretty much owe me a comment after you have reached this euphoric, enlightened state.

Q. What constitutes a good comment?
A. A good comment can do one of two things: Praise the blogger or praise the topic of the blog. For example; my good friend Garlic Boy has a blog entirely devoted to squirrels. An appropriate comment would say something like, "I love squirrels" or "Garlic Boy, you are the #1 stumma!". An inappropriate comment would advertise something unrelated to the topic, such as mortgage insurance. Advertising something like squirrel bait, while a little un-kosher, could be appropriate if you first obtain the permission of the owner of the blog. Note: when posting a comment on Garlic Boys' blogs, make sure your spelling is correct to avoid ridicule from the author.

Q. Do you even need mortgage insurance, Toasty?
A. Great Question! NO!

Q. Do you hate people that advertise mortgage insurance?
A. Another alarmingly good question. Not necessarily. If, per chance, I wrote a blog about mortgage insurance, an advertisement or two may be welcome in the comments section.

I hope that I have helped a lot of you, my faithful readers. My heart goes out to all the mortgage and loan representatives who call me at dinnertime, pollute my blog, and live in my house and work upstairs.

Biological Log

The subject of my blog today will be the meaning of the word "blog". Scholars argue that the translation was lost many years ago, probably during the Punic Wars. Some believe (and, yes, I believe) that the word is really a conjunction. (If you need help with this word, please buy this item. http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/156949407X/103-8368682-6187828?v=glance) Biological Log, ladies and gentleman. Our blogs are living, breathing organisms that tell a story, just as any rabbit, squirrel or other biological creature would. Though the ability to mate was lost after cell phone radiation destroyed their reproductive systems, we have been successful in cloning them and domesticating them to use for our purposes, much like the horse. So, if any ladies thought that this was intelligent, or need more info, call me at... 5555-55585-5555-TOAST-HABIT. Fare thee well.

Back by Popular Demand...

My one or two fans have finally gotten to me. I apologize for the shortness of this entry; I was only thinking of you. If you, like many others, have been suffering from toasty withdrawls, a full fledged entry would only make you lapse into an epileptic coma(http://www.waiting.com/). Yes, I am that good. Welcome home, everybody. Welcome home.